the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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