I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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