I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
