apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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