So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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