Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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