She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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