why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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