Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
