this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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