Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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