I want to stick my p in your. b.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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