He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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