You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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