sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I love you. Go after that dick
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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