He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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