Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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