OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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