When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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