Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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