So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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