Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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