Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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