Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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