I just saw a hot homeless man
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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