will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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