One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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