Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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