oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
wow bdsm is so cute
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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