Me too!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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