1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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