Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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