I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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