My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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