I wanna passion pit in your ass
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My life is pants optional.
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