If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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