i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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