I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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