You work out of a Hotel?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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