what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
