I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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