Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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