I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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