you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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