I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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