she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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