That's when you crack a 10am beer
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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