The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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