I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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