Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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