i would punch a child for taco bell
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.