Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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