the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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