i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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