nut hugger
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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