I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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